A Message to Alberto Gonzales from Lil' F

Don't let the door hit you on the ass as you head back to Texas.

(PS - I've been waiting for this since March 17th -- it's taken over 5 months to get you outta there.)

(PS+ - My papa warns me against using such blue language -- he's trying to teach both himself and me to use fanoozle as the F-word -- but I heartily agree with Uncle El Jefe. Dems, don't fanoozle this up!)