It Could Have Been Worse

Many who came out against the Dubai Ports World deal worried over foreign (aka, Arab) control of our ports. But, based on the snarky bizarro world of the satiric President's Weekly Radio Address site, at least President Bush didn't cede control to sentient alien beings:

Also in the news this week--scientists at NASA discovered running water under the ice of a moon orbiting Saturn called Ink-inkalatus. And the possibility of tiny microscopic life on another planet is now a reality. Therefore, I have sold the security of our ports to the underwater micro-beings from this distant moon. The little moon people have assured me through their very small, frozen pulsating tendrils that we can trust them with the security of our ports, and they will protect us from terror.

Give the whole thing a listen--you might just laugh milk right outta your nose (though it still doesn't top the alliance with the Beaver kingdom to build a wooden wall to keep Mexicans out of our country).