Wonkette Makes an Endorsement for Pres

It's Ron Paul!?!?!?!

In an election year that could provide such boring figures as Mitt Romney or John McCain, America demands a Republican that will most singlehandedly destroy that party, destroy it again, bury it, spit on its grave, dig it up, then maybe destroy it a few more times and a few more times again until no word in the English language can quite possibly describe how destroyed the Republican party is. Ron Paul -- because of his various racisms, batshit CRAZY policy stances and, ya know, retarded supporters -- is this man for the Republican party.