You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry

Next Super Bowl, we're taking the Seattle Seahulk with the team to the field as a reminder to the refs to keep it fair and stop making dumb-ass calls (like the called-back Seattle TD for a minor, minor push and the awful call on the Pittsburgh QB's touchdown). Now I'm faced with paying out as humiliating a wager as any true Seattle coffee drinker has to face--buying flavored coffee beans and sending them to my pal Deege, the Pittsburgh fan in Brussels.