Michelle Malkin Debates Herself

Thanks to the Talent Show blog, "right-wing hack Michelle Malkin and conservative apologist Michelle Malkin" go head to head in debating smear tactics used against Cindy Sheehan (sort of). Very fun read. Here's a sample:

Michelle, we'll start with you. What do you think of the protest by Cindy Sheehan outside of the President's Crawford ranch? She says that she wants to know the "noble cause" for which her son died : I can't imagine that Casey Sheehan would approve of such behavior, conduct, and rhetoric. Uh-oh. Michelle, you're shaking your head over there and flipping back to your notes from last year's Presidential debates. Would you like to respond to what Michelle said? John Kerry stooped to the lowest of the low with the shameless, invasive line that will be played over and over again on the news in the next 24 hours. . .Um, has John Kerry talked to Dick Cheney's daughter? Has John Edwards? Has Mary Beth Cahill, who called Mary Cheney "fair game" on Fox News Channel after tonight's debate? If they haven't talked to her, they should shut up. Ouch. Tough words from Ms. Malkin.