More of Hillary's Base

From Kentucky, via Al Jazeera:



There's been a fantasy out in the Pacific Northwest of Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia seceding from their respective unions and creating a nation called Cascadia. I'm wondering if creating a nation of Appalachia and appointing Hillary as its leader might not be such a bad idea -- she'd be able to spend all her time shooting shotguns, downing shots whiskey, and pacifying the folks who really care for her.