Buyers' Anger

I'm kinda proud of my customer review of this recent toaster purchase from Target/Amazon. Unfortunately, I might be too late to warn people off of it as it looks like it's no longer being sold.

Mrs. F was wary about buying a Michael Graves-designed kitchen appliance (she's not a fan of his architectural works), but we both agreed that this was one of his better efforts in his Target lineup. Unfortunately, it absolutely positively sucks (when it should obviously toast), and thusly it is dead to me.