Another Great (Faux) Presidential Radio Address

Go check out the audio for yourself, but here's a snarky tidbit:

Good morning. This week I have been trying to put forth the idea that we must have free and open debate about the war in Iraq in this country. But it must be legitimate, respectable debate. For example, some say we are making great progress in Iraq. Others say we are making great strides. This is a [sic] appropriate debate.

There are two sides to all the great debates in our times. Some say the world was created by an intelligent designer. Others say it's created by God.
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Some say the President has the executive authority to bypass our courts and make the tough decisions in a time of war. Still others insist the President should wear a dazzling robe made of gold and his every utterance transcribed upon a scroll of lambskin. I encourage my oponents to engage in some of these legitimate debates.