Get Yer Depends Out

From today's Studio Briefing:

Stones To Rock Super Bowl Halftime

The Rolling Stones, who have reluctantly accommodated network censors in the past (in 1967, they changed the words of the song "Let's Spend the Night Together" to "Let's Spend Some Time Together" when they performed it on The Ed Sullivan Show), have been booked as the halftime stars at Super Bowl XL, set for Feb. 5 on ABC. The network said that it will air their performance with a 5- to 10-second delay in order to guard against any possible repeat of an incident like the one in 2004 involving Janet Jackson.

Um... an incident like the one in 2004? Are they worried that we'll see Mick's walker or Keith's adult incontinence garment? Well, I can only hope that they'll play "Sweet Neo Con" from A Bigger Bang.